chickem:
“ this show is so important to me
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extra-transitional:
“the is actually how planetary orbit happens, we just haven’t yet advanced to the point where our technology can recognize the giant fucking cat licking the planet
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just-shower-thoughts:

Today is the last day of 2017. Everyone born in the 1990’s are now adults, there are no more 90’s kids.

allforhisgreaterglory:

psychoticpingouins:

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

grandpa got game

(via bob-belcher)

theroguefeminist:

little known fact, once you are older & no longer in school, time stops being real. did that thing happen one year ago? two? five? a few months ago? who knows. 

(via andialmostdo)

seedy:

how come some people can just be …. so focused all the time. where do u get ur motivation from. can i have some

parks-and-rex:
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